Just Watch Those Pounds Melt Away

The words of yet another infomercial? No, mine. And it's a good thing I don't give way to impulse buys like diet fads or exercise machines. Not me. I'll be dropping my serious poundage (sounds like appendage) the right way, you know, diet, exercise, no alcohol, no eating out, good old, clean living. That's the new me. Just wait. You will not even recognize me. Seriously.